Comments on: TIKI: a Plague Upon This Land!

By: Tiki King

Tiki King — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 23:01:11 +0000

I was given one of these in, I think, 98 or 99 by Otto. He said he did not know where it came from, someone had given him a stack. So it has been around for a while. Chick Tracts have influenced many. eXene (singer for X) got the title for “Beyond and Back” from a Chick Tract.

By: The High and the Mighty

The High and the Mighty — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 01:44:17 +0000

I Sa Moke Em Boo Dai Yay!!
I Sa Moke em Boo!!

I Went To Chinatown,
Way Down In Old Hong Kong,
To Get some Egg Foo Yung,
And Then I Heard A Gong.

A Ling Ting Tong,
Tryin’To Sing this Song,
Singing”I Sa Moke Em Boo Dai Yay!!
I Sa Moke Em Boo!!

First,it’s Tiki!!
Then,it’ll be something harder!!
Soon,your child will be wanting to wear a Tux
and start singing Bobby Darin’s”Beyond The Sea”!!!

Think about it!!Listen to the last line”Happy We’ll Be Beyond the Sea,
And Never Again,I’ll Go Sailing!!”.
Doesn’t that last line sound creepier than an evening with Christopher Walken and Sir Anthony Hopkins???!!!

“Happy We’ll Be Beyond The Sea”sounds like a bunch of young men and women
who are participating in”Mixed Bathing”together!!
Ooohh The Humanity!!
When Will It all End???

Tiki Must Be stopped!!!

By: Gecko Rock

Gecko Rock — Tue, 22 May 2007 21:37:02 +0000

I told my wife about this post – we’re both Christians. Her response: “Mmm-hmm… I’m sure there is a tract against eating ice cream, too.”

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By: Humuhumu

Humuhumu — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 21:01:26 +0000

Jason, the ones for sale over at chick.com are the real deal (and are awesome in their own right), but this one is a parody. Thaniel Dirkson, please step forward!

Tarky, I’m afraid it’s too late for me, I am surely damned to the eternal hellfires. The good news: the fire dancers will be awesome, and the roast pig will be delicious!

By: fonolog.com

fonolog.com — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 20:07:36 +0000

Das Böse tanzt Hula…

Foto: Humuhumu
Jahrzehntelang wurden wir durch exotische bunte Cocktails und Hemden mit Blumenmustern geblendet, um den Dämonen der Hölle anheim zu fallen. Glücklicherweise hat ein unbekannter Autor die Wahrheit über die Tiki-Mod…

By: Tarky7

Tarky7 — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 06:01:49 +0000

I got it all wrong, I know it now. The pyres are burning out back and the wife and kids are drunk from the local lua, dansing in the light.

I humbly beseech you, stop it ! Stop The Madness ! It is only a matter of time before the ‘heads’ move further inland and curse our local homes with pinapple and mad floral shirts !

Only you, great humuhumu have the power to shift events before our good christian values are dashed forever !